*insert title here*

Hi, I'm Megan and I'll do my best not to fall over when we meet.
  • Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

(Source: oralympian, via shampooped)

Most of the time people don’t want help.
They just want to be heard,
and to know that someone cares.

—OCC (via psych-facts)

(via taurieleanor)

johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

(via legsagna)

exvind:

scribblingbearcat:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

DAMN SON

There is no problem that sass cannot solve

(via dutchster)